Feline Antics Appreciator Pillows

"All I know is last time I did this Amazon delivered three dozen tins of sardines."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Social Distancing Club

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

A Tumble Cow

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Portrait of a Lady

Ta Da!...