Cat Antics Appreciator Pillows

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

What does aloof mean?

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"Slippery, huh?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.