Cat Comedy Appreciator Pillows

"Allow Me"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Canine Comedians

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."