Cat Comedy Admirer Pillows

Cat Zoom Meeting

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."