Cat Comedy Lover Pillows

Cat Park

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

101 uses of a dead cat: shotput

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

For the third morning in a row Angelface had failed The Kitty Litteracy Test.

101 uses of a dead cat: boxing gloves

I hate karaoke nights.

'I think the cat wants out...'

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Cat Emojis

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

A Peeping Tom.

The woman who would go home only to feed her stupid cat and change her stupid clothes...

Cat soap operas