Cat Humor Lover Pillows

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

101 uses of a dead cat: knee guards

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Cat Nightmares