Cat Humor Lover Gifts

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

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Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

101 uses of a dead cat: knee guards

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

Hell No Kitty

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"