Cat Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Projectile hairballing."

The woman who would go home only to feed her stupid cat and change her stupid clothes...

A Peeping Tom.

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Hell No Kitty

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I hate surprises!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'