Cat Comedy Enthusiasts Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: marital aid.

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Hell No Kitty

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I hate surprises!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."