Cat Comedy Enthusiasts Prints

101 uses of a dead cat: marital aid.

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Projectile hairballing."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.