Cat Comedy Lovers Gifts

Hell No Kitty

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"She's all over YouTube."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I hate surprises!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."