Cat Comedy Lovers Pillows

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"She's all over YouTube."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I hate it..."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.