Comedy Cat Lover Pillows

"It's Friday night. Should we doze, nap, or snooze?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Biofelineism

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Cat Emojis

'I think the cat wants out...'

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"If you fits, you sits!"

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

Cat soap operas

Cat Park

'It's true that sensitive documents were destroyed, but only because I needed to sharpen my claws.'

"Check out the new sushi bar!"

101 uses of a dead cat: bookmark.