Cartoon Cat Lover Pillows

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

British savings accounts

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Cariactures

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Giraffe Umbrella

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Cat Nip.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"And where have you previously moused?"