Cartoon Cat Lover Pillows

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

British savings accounts

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Billy. The Kid.

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.