Comedy Cat Lover Gifts

"It's Friday night. Should we doze, nap, or snooze?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Biofelineism

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Hell No Kitty

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Cat Emojis

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

You guys go ahead - I'm an inside cat.

"If you fits, you sits!"

'I think the cat wants out...'

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

101 uses of a dead cat: bookmark.

Cat Park

Fat Cat Flap