Comedy Cat Lovers Gifts

'You can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Hell No Kitty

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I hate surprises!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

'I think the cat wants out...'

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

You guys go ahead - I'm an inside cat.

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"If you fits, you sits!"

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

"We like your business plan."