Comedy Cat Lovers T-Shirts

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

'I think the cat wants out...'

"If you fits, you sits!"

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

"We like your business plan."

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

Beware of cool cat.