Cat Humor Lovers Gifts

'I hate surprises!'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Hell No Kitty

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'I'm telling you, he jumped!'

Cat Nightmares