Cat Humor Fan Gifts

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Marx Brothers.

'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'

Fat Cat Flap

Dog playing tennis with rat instead of tennis ball.

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Projectile hairballing."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

Hell No Kitty

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"