Cat Comedy Fans Gifts

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"She's all over YouTube."

"I hate it..."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Hell No Kitty

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I hate surprises!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'