Cat Comedy Aficionados Gifts

"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"She's all over YouTube."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Hell No Kitty

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I hate surprises!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."