Cat Comedians Gifts

Beware of cool cat.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Do I a-mews-you?

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"I hate it..."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Hell No Kitty

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Great mouser!