Cat Humorists Gifts

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Cat Reunion

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Hell No Kitty

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I hate it..."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I hate surprises!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."