Cat Comedians Pillows

Beware of cool cat.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Do I a-mews-you?

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"