Cat Comedy Aficionados Pillows

"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"She's all over YouTube."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I hate it..."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."