Cat Humor Lovers Pillows

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Projectile hairballing."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Cat Lover's Leap.

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Cat Nightmares