Cat Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

"Projectile hairballing."

The woman who would go home only to feed her stupid cat and change her stupid clothes...

A Peeping Tom.

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I hate it..."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.