Cat Comedy Fan Mugs

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

101 uses of a dead cat: bookmark.

A Cat's Natural Enemies.

101 uses of a dead cat: headrests

'Treason!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

101 uses of a dead cat: record player

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."