Cat Comedian Fan Pillows

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"She's all over YouTube."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"I hate it..."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."