Cat Comedy Admirer Gifts

Cat Zoom Meeting

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

What does aloof mean?

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Hell No Kitty

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Slippery, huh?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

The Invention of Bagpipes

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."