Cat Humor Appreciator Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Fashion Monstrosities

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Allow Me"

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Cat Nightmares

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.