Cat Humor Appreciator Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Fashion Monstrosities

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I hate surprises!'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"Allow Me"

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Cat Nightmares

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

Cards For Cats.

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'