Cat Admirer Gifts

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"Operation Covid 19 worked! All our humans are now staying home with us!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'No I'm not kidding! Actually trade places! You be his best friend for a while, and I get to be his severest critic!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Kafka, Age Ten

"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."

"To the better mousetrap."

"Listen to this baby purr."

'It's simpler keeping just the one cage.'

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Catroom.

'Oh my gosh, Bad luck! She's going to cross my path right behind me!'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"I've never seen him pause next to anyone longer!"

Those are house cats. They're the same species as us, but an entirely different culture.

Volleycat.

"It's raining humans out there..."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Owl and Pussy Cat/Garfield

"Lesson no. 1: cats have claws."

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

Beware of the Cat

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Language barriers

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

Cat fight club.

'You read the papers...how many units are there in a bowl of milk?'

It's been a while since I update my profile pic

Puss in boots