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"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"Operation Covid 19 worked! All our humans are now staying home with us!"

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'No I'm not kidding! Actually trade places! You be his best friend for a while, and I get to be his severest critic!'

Kafka, Age Ten

"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"To the better mousetrap."

"Listen to this baby purr."

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Catroom.

'It's simpler keeping just the one cage.'

"I've never seen him pause next to anyone longer!"

Volleycat.

"It's raining humans out there..."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'Oh my gosh, Bad luck! She's going to cross my path right behind me!'

'You read the papers...how many units are there in a bowl of milk?'

Owl and Pussy Cat/Garfield

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Language barriers

"Lesson no. 1: cats have claws."

Beware of the Cat

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"

"… Most of all … I miss the way you scratched my butt."

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

"Too much wasabi?"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"