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"Is that all you can think about?"

'And this is Ginger, from my fourth marriage.'

"One day, this will all be yours."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Grandma put the cat out for the night

Zen Litter Box

'It's unorthodox, I know, but Old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

The Metropolitan Museum of Cat Videos

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"She's a weiner cat."

"Between grooming and sleeping and daydreaming about grooming, my day is pretty booked up."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Will Sleep For Food.

'...and this little gizmo - this always breaks me up - is called a mouse.'

'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'

'OK, I might not collect your poo in a bag, but that doesn't mean I don't love you.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Come, let us lay our hands on these poor lepers. And heal them."

Love is Love

"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"

Spring Summit; The first robin meets the First Cat.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"I like it better when it was a 'dog eat cat' world."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"Cat with nine still lives"

Cat Hat

"I'm an unreconstructed dog and proud of it."

No-Nonsense House Pets

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."