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"Is that all you can think about?"

'And this is Ginger, from my fourth marriage.'

"One day, this will all be yours."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Grandma put the cat out for the night

"Better?"

"Google has replaced you as man's best friend."

Zen Litter Box

'It's unorthodox, I know, but Old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

"Between grooming and sleeping and daydreaming about grooming, my day is pretty booked up."

"She's a weiner cat."

"Come, let us lay our hands on these poor lepers. And heal them."

Will Sleep For Food.

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

The Metropolitan Museum of Cat Videos

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'OK, I might not collect your poo in a bag, but that doesn't mean I don't love you.'

'...and this little gizmo - this always breaks me up - is called a mouse.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Used Cat Salesman

No-Nonsense House Pets

'I don't think I ever had a wild hair.'

Use of a Dead Cat in History: The Original Cast

Bush's War on Ambiguity

"I'm an unreconstructed dog and proud of it."

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Spring Summit; The first robin meets the First Cat.