Big Cat Admirer Gifts

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"Wear the leopard-print underwear."

'Good boy.'

"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."

Leopard.

Lion roaring

A snow leopard.

'Notice the cat flap?'

Cheetah watching the 'Fast show'

'Sure, I guess I like cats, why?'

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

'Yeah, they look great, but you can't imagine how hard it is to eat with them.'

"I like you Gloria - you're different!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Lion Escape.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Man eating tiger sticking its tongue out at man.

'What? It was the 'LORD of the jungle'? Ooops... I thought he was called 'LUNCH of the jungle...'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Frankly, I'm thankful for instinct: My dad is a really useless teacher..."

Pink Lion

"I'm more of a cat person."

Lion Head

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"It's only a matter of time before the circus people catch you again. In the mean time, let's go and terrorise the neighbourhood's dogs..."

"Listen mate - don't mess me about! Did you, or did you not, 10 years ago, adopt a mountain lion cub. . .??"

Jaguar

'Run you fool! Can't you see it's a trap?'

"How many times do I have to tell, you, don't call me at work!"

"For the most dangerous game, that was awfully easy."

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

Trapeze Lion

"While they're filming, just let everything get away."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."