Big Cat Lover Gifts

'Cheetah!'

Safari.

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

Lion Escapes from Zoo

'Sorry, but strong healthy teeth are of huge importance in hunting: That's why you have to brush your teeth!'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cheetah

Tiger Costume

"You know how much your mother likes cats."

"I don't like stalking early in the morning Dad: The grass is full of dew..."

"It can be ripping fun, tickling a tiger's tum but what do you do once the tickling is through?"

'You spend too much time with the big cats.'

'Well, that settles it: Despite what he used to claim, he wasn't faster than a speeding bullet...'

Beware of cat.

The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.

'Weren't they just the nicest prey?'

The Zoo keeper had become very attached to the new tiger cub,,,

A Hot Lion.

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.