Big Cat Enthusiast Gifts

"I hope you're not allergic to cats...Fluffy just loves visitors!"

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You looking for me?'

'Sure I still have that old killer instinct,but I just don't have teeth anymore.'

'You said you needed a bobcat to finish the yard.'

Man reads sign: 'Beware of the cat' as lion hides behind a bush.

Beware of the Cat

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

William Blake dates a tiger

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'

Cheetah's never prosper.

"Change my spots...? No, that's never crossed my mind!! I guess if I really had to, then that's definitely something I'd outsource!!"

The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

'Wow! that's cool - go faster stripes.'

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

Woman in a fur coat being booed by leopards.

'Have you heard the rumours that a lion was spotted around here..?'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

Zookeeper reading article - 'Wildcat strike firm fails to block pickets' and saying to lion; 'Come of it, you know what wildcat means.'

Tiger

Cheetah riding in wheelchair with cheetah legs.

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"Yeah, you're right: 'Alpha Male' doesn't sound as glamourous as 'King of the Jungle'..."

"He's going on instinct alone. Surely we can outsmart him."

'That cat's costing me a fortune in scratching posts!'

"The jugular! I said go for the jugular! A giraffe's neck is over two metres long: how could you miss that?!"

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

As the sun set, Shelby toyed with the idea that today was perhaps 'The Best Day Ever'.

'Yeah, I know: Go for the weak and old... Silly me, I went after one that was young and strong...'

'It's a damn jungle out there!'

"The date was great! He was so fat: he must be a great hunter!"

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'