Big Cat Enthusiast Mugs

"I hope you're not allergic to cats...Fluffy just loves visitors!"

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You looking for me?'

'Sure I still have that old killer instinct,but I just don't have teeth anymore.'

'You said you needed a bobcat to finish the yard.'

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Have you heard the rumours that a lion was spotted around here..?'

Woman in a fur coat being booed by leopards.

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

"Change my spots...? No, that's never crossed my mind!! I guess if I really had to, then that's definitely something I'd outsource!!"

'Wow! that's cool - go faster stripes.'

Cheetah's never prosper.

Man reads sign: 'Beware of the cat' as lion hides behind a bush.

William Blake dates a tiger

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Beware of the Cat

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

"The date was great! He was so fat: he must be a great hunter!"

'It's a damn jungle out there!'

'Yeah, I know: Go for the weak and old... Silly me, I went after one that was young and strong...'

As the sun set, Shelby toyed with the idea that today was perhaps 'The Best Day Ever'.

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"The jugular! I said go for the jugular! A giraffe's neck is over two metres long: how could you miss that?!"

Zookeeper reading article - 'Wildcat strike firm fails to block pickets' and saying to lion; 'Come of it, you know what wildcat means.'

Tiger

Cheetah riding in wheelchair with cheetah legs.

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

'That cat's costing me a fortune in scratching posts!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"Yeah, you're right: 'Alpha Male' doesn't sound as glamourous as 'King of the Jungle'..."

"He's going on instinct alone. Surely we can outsmart him."