Big Cat Aficionados Gifts

Kitty Litter of the Great African Plain.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Oh, crap.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Litter Tray Training

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Unemotional Support Animal

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

How Amazon was invented

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Feline Evolution.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You're completely screwed up."

"So who is this First pet?"

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Beware of the Cat.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

I'm sure it's fake.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"And here are today's categories...."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.