Big Cat Aficionados Gifts

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Litter Tray Training

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Unemotional Support Animal

How Amazon was invented

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"You're completely screwed up."

"So who is this First pet?"

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Beware of the Cat.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.