Big Cat Aficionado Gifts

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'How many times do I have to tell you?... Let the lions eat first!'

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

"All right, spit it out and let's try again."

"Where might we find your tiger balm."

'And this here is my Pride and Joy!'

'Yes, I was put on earth to be entertained...SO ENTERTAIN ME!'

Leopard

"I feel lousy...I think someone I ate disagree with me."

"Pro tip - let sleeping saber tooth tigers lie."

"He always wanted to have a house cat to play with."

"I've been thinking I'm not actually all that scared of chairs "

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."