Big Cat Admirers Gifts

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"All I can figure is the damn gazelles must've learned how to use tranquilizer guns."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Oh, crap.'

Unemotional Support Animal

Litter Tray Training

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

What does aloof mean?

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Feline Evolution.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"So who is this First pet?"

Safari.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Beware of the Cat.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

I'm sure it's fake.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"