Cat Conversation Admirer Gifts

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

I'm sure it's fake.

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Slippery, huh?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."