Cat Conversationist Gifts

"The date was going well. They had a lot in common. They both hated dogs."

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cat Towels

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Children's Feast.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cat Reunion

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cats and gardens.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Litter Tray Training

Unemotional Support Animal