Cat Communicator Gifts

"It's a text from our cat. He want's back in."

"Sure I love them...as much as you can love can openers."

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'It's the cat, says he'll be late, can we leave something out?'

A Cat's Subtle Hint.

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"They let me lie on the couch and let you drink from the toilet. Sounds fair to me."

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"They say I'm anti social, but that's not true, I like to hang out with you guys. It's just humans I don't like to be around..."

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cat Towels

Children's Feast.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"