Kitty Communicators Gifts

'Amazing, isn't it? It's like she doesn't understand what I'm telling her.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

So you're a mocking bird...

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Unemotional Support Animal

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.