Cat Whisperer Gifts

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

Cat Kung Fu

How to put a cat in cat in a box

"The kid's good."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

"Guess who?"

"Who are you kidding? You're all about small government until you get stuck in a tree."

"I've done it again."

"...And how do you feel once you've had a hissy fit."

"My one regret is not napping more."

"I'm just expected to land on my feet."

Gas Vs. Electric

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

Stroke! Stroke! Purr, purr, purr...

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

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"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

'Nobody showed me what to do, so why do they expect me to do something?'

Who am I kidding?

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

'Enough about my worms, tell me about your fleas.'

"You fear saying something stupid. In layman's terms, cat's got your tongue."

"What's your secret of self-quarantining for YEARS and staying sane?"

"The thing is we lived in L.A.,...we never even needed mittens!"

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

'To purr, or not to purr...that is the question.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'If you step up to the curtain, we'll begin the cat scan.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.