Cat Whisperer Pillows

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

Cat Kung Fu

How to put a cat in cat in a box

"The kid's good."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

"Guess who?"

"Who are you kidding? You're all about small government until you get stuck in a tree."

"I've done it again."

"...And how do you feel once you've had a hissy fit."

"My one regret is not napping more."

Gas Vs. Electric

"I'm just expected to land on my feet."

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

Stroke! Stroke! Purr, purr, purr...

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

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"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

'Nobody showed me what to do, so why do they expect me to do something?'

Who am I kidding?

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

'Enough about my worms, tell me about your fleas.'

"You fear saying something stupid. In layman's terms, cat's got your tongue."

"What's your secret of self-quarantining for YEARS and staying sane?"

"The thing is we lived in L.A.,...we never even needed mittens!"

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'To purr, or not to purr...that is the question.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

A cat sleeps with prey heads around it as warnings.

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."