Animal Whisperer Gifts

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

"Meow."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Sorry kids. This line is going to be held up for awhile."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

"Pardon? Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else..."

'It must be nice to be bilingual.'

Horse's Feedback.

'I want a second opinion.'

'She left everything to her cats.'

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'He's started hanging around ever since he found out orthopaedic means bones!'

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"Only twenty-five kids? Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Always give a grave prognosis, my boy!...'

"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'

Mobile Veterinary Unit.

'You should have called me sooner.'

Cat Adoptions Today.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"First you have to earn their trust."

'And then, this morning, I suddenly noticed she didn't look so good.'

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

"I've never trusted cows."

'It might help Skippy's feelings if you said he needed improvement instead of calling him a bad dog.'

'It has nothing to do with instinct -- I'm just a born leader!'