Cat Whisperers Gifts

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"This app alerts me when I'm being selfish, unsocial or temperamental. I need to change my personality, because it alerts me every minute of the day."

Puss in Bootcamp

'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Well, the cat guide says, 'If your cat brings home a dead animal, consider it a gift of love - he's 'feeding' you.' Hmph... Nothing in here about a salad, though...

I'm sorry we taught that cat to use the toilet.

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Amazing, isn't it? It's like she doesn't understand what I'm telling her.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

'I feel so bad -- my biological clock went off early and I threw it at the cat!'

'I told you that cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"Hmm...these two look suitable servile..."

Unemotional Support Animal

"Listen, I'm too old and tired to chase mice around, so if you're discreet and don't show yourself to my humans, we can cohabit. . ."

cat

"He just sits there and stares at us. I don't know if he wants to be friends, or he's just taunting us. It tortures me not knowing."

"What are they saying Pop's?"

"Ok, let's call a truce and share this sunny spot! Deal?"

"For me? How sweet!"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Just calm down Kitty, dear.'

"This all started with the Fancy Feast."

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

The Scram

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

Listen. I'll change it in 30 - 60 days. Just use the yard until then.

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'