Quirky Cat Whisperer Gifts

'My advice is keep away from it. You start with catnip and before you know it, you're on heroin.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Quick, start the car!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Hush puppy.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"